Ex-Gay, Self-Styled Celibate Milo Yiannopoulos: 'Imma Pass' on Sex with Women

Saturday March 18, 2023

Milo Yiannopoulos
Milo Yiannopoulos  (Source:Instagram)

Milo Yiannopoulos doubles-down on celibacy, dismissing a sexual relationship with women not a possibility. This week on the conservative social media platform Telegram, the ex-gay, conservative troll took a moment to conclude: "Now that I've had the chance to observe a range of women more thoroughly and systematically. I am certain I'd end up a sadistic serial-killing rapist if I had to live with one every day."

"He went on to confirm he's an enthusiastic misogynist," reports LGBTQ Nation.

Of being with a woman, Yiannopoulos wrote: "How would I sell myself on the surreal injustice in the first place? 'Hey, imagine something as expensive to maintain as a boat that you have to train like a dog but has the personality of a cat, and if you aren't there to maintain discipline every day forever, with consistency, equanimity and tenderness, even though these creatures are violent and basically psychotic at least a few days a month, she will murder your baby in the womb and have sex with your brother, then cry on the doorstep about how it's all your fault before inhaling ice cream for six months and putting on 30lbs she will never lose, and the last ten years of your life will be spent with a fatter, angrier approximation of the overbearing and shrewish mother who made you gay in the first place.' Appreciate the offer, bro, but ... imma pass?"

One solution? A mail-order bride.

"Apparently a lot of ex-gay guys go the mail order route. It takes all the terror out of it, especially sexually. And the marriage begins as a mutual understanding from which trust, affection and eventually love can grow. Almost like getting an arranged marriage, which is the best and most successful kind. Crucially, there is very little risk of ending up with a bossy, spendy, sex-hungry alcoholic, which would be a catastrophe in every way."

Back in 2021, Yiannopolous promised to open a gay conversion clinic in Florida, but it has yet to materialize. But a stan on the web, LGBTQ Nation writes, has done it for him.

"In a perfectly realized social media one-two punch, the Sodomy Clock account on Twitter and the associated Milo Center website drag the man-boy love advocate with glee.

The site exclaims "Conversion Therapy is Back" and promotes the center's "Lindsay Graham Memorial Spa & Steam Rooms" (where you can "rejuvenate together"); a "Return to Nature" program featuring a chiseled instructor ready to help you recover with "a little protein and a lot of hate"; and a signature "Pence Pathway," offering salvation from a disease that "wants you dead and your soul condemned to the pit."

"What happens next," write the site's authors of Milo's reparative therapies, "will shock you.™"